Posted by
Kenshi 2 years 11 months ago

It's been a long-standing tradition that the warning illustrations and information found inside the manuals of Japanese electronics has to be funny. It's actually Japanese law!
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These helpful instructions somehow got cut from the final, shipping version but are no less important when it comes to proper handling of the Wii!
Okay, its fake... but hilarious!!!
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From hitting your friend in the face to throwing your Wii away with burnable trash, Nintendo has you covered. The Japanese safety manual is extensive to say the least. Sometimes are good to know like the Sensor Bar doesn't like Christmas trees and the Wii-mote can interfere with pacemakers, and other things seem out of left field. I mean, do people really need to be told not to pour orange soda on their Wii console?
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If people were playing real baseball in the yard, there would be less broken windows...
From Nintendo's forum: "I broke it while playing WII sports =(.... pretty har... my remote didn't even get scratch tho...werid..butyea...it sucks...."